-Since the dawn of time hot girls have sought new and inventive ways to make themselves look as terrible as possible, presumably just to play with men’s emotions. Jeggings and high waisted mom jeans are just the most recent incarnations of this horrendous phenomenon that polluted 2010. I didn’t even bother googling pictures of any of this stuff because it would have disgusted me too much and I just ate breakfast. Whatever pajama jeans are sound like the next step in this revolting progression.. Girls, I LOVE YOU but please stop. Please.
A model just asked me to write a note to her teacher because she missed a class after a particularly late night of shooting with me…. do I even have that sort of power?